Fig Tree in the Yard

Fruit trees, nut trees, berry bushes... a dog owner's nightmare! The raspberries are gone. The currents seem to not be yummy to them. The apples are forming, and the bad ones are just starting to fall. The other 2 million are still ripening on the tree. The figs are weighing down the huge tree. They are on the limbs in buncges of 8 or 10. The hazelnuts are dropping, but many are still hanging on the tree. Oh dear... we are in for trouble. Next time we buy a house and there are fruit trees I am going to negotiate the price of having them removed in the sales contract.