Friday, March 31, 2006
My chocolate bathroom
The color in the photo is off. The walls used to be wallpapered - they still are underneath. Some lazy slob slathered plaster all over it for a "look" instead of stripping it off. Be proud wallpaper strippers... you are a brave and noble people! I HATE this look. I HATE IT. I have decided to sand the crap out of it, and at least get it to be not so obnoxiously pokee. I started sanding it by hand. Then I broke out the electric sander. I need to get some rougher paper... this stuff is vicious, but victory will be MINE!!!!!!
MUWAAAHHHHAHAHAHA
The Velvet Hammer
I was driving to work this morning just smiling my head off. I really love it here. I love the neighborhood, I love the house, I love my job. I am so glad I came out here. James better hurry up and get his butt out here – I miss him!
I have been asking around at work getting some recommendations for restaurants for Dad to try while he is here. There are tons of ma and pa hamburger joints – dad loves hamburgers, and I was told about a good one today! People at work know mom and dad are moving out here, and they are giving me some advice for neighborhoods and stuff too.
I am excited about dad coming. He is going to have a blast! I have been scouting out some apartments in our neighborhood for them. There is even a house for rent just about 6 or so houses down from ours. I’m going to call about it just in case. Maybe dad will just stay and move in a house here! Some cute houses have come on the market right around here too.
I heard the funniest thing on the radio this afternoon. The local Kia dealership is having a buy one get one free sale. What?!? If you buy any new Kia, you get a used Rio for free. What?!?
So you would think, if they live in Portland – they should know that it rains. Why would they be shocked if there is a nice sunset when they go into a store and then it is pouring down the rain when they come out. I find it really funny. These ladies were FREAKING out as we came out of Target.
And yes… I went to Target again tonight. Hey, I needed toilet paper okay?
Thursday, March 30, 2006
My dad is a hoot
Her following account is SO my dad. This is her email to me:
I have begun the great clean up on the house. I have caulked the bathroom. Cleaned all the fans and light fixtures. Changed out bulbs - thus brightening the place up. I started with the kitchen fan. It was clean - I was surprised - you were right, my house is sterile - HAH!
Did I tell you that Dad finally admitted using the leaf blower in the house? I kept wondering why, when I came back, everything looked strange to me - couldn't quite put my finger on it - just weird. Things were just slightly shifted. Pictures were all crooked. Plants dislodged from their moorings. Bathroom curtain hanging funny. First he admitted using the vacuum cleaner, then the shop vac to dust, instead of the little swifter thingy - then finally admitted using the leaf blower. I just want to double over with laughter when I think of it. Can you image him using the leaf blower in the house? It is hysterical. He even used it on the blinds. The man is crazy. You know it is their nature to think they can do everything better than we can, so I can just imagine him thinking to himself' "What, waste all this time dusting everything by hand - I'll just blow the hell out of it with the leaf blower." Never have found my ring. It is probably blown across the room somewhere. Can I just say again, the man is crazy. When he comes to visit be sure you hide the leaf blower!!!!
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
The Baldry Mushroom
The story:
I have know Heather for going on 18 years (ack! how has she stood me so long!). Her parents used to live in a house in Knoxville, and this little (one foot concrete mushroom) was at the end of their driveway in a flowerbed. I think it was left by the original owners of their house. Anyway... I noticed it on one of my early visits to their house. After several years I asked Heather if I could have it someday. She said if they ever moved. I never got final permission to get the mushroom, and many years later, they moved to California. Probably 9 months after they moved, James and I went by one morning and stole it from that flowerbed. We took it to Indiana, where is has been living as a fugative on the lamb for three years.(why are fugatives on a lamb anyway? A lamb would not make a good getaway vehicle, nor would it be very inconspicuous...) Now, much like my stained glass window, it has a home at our house. Maybe someday someone will love it as much as I do and steal it from my flowerbed.
Maybe I need a concrete knome to protect it!
Tuesday, March 28, 2006
Sunshine!
I think I am starting to grasp the allergy season situation here. I had forgotten springtime in Tennessee, but this is very much the same. Flowers = stuffy nose. But it IS worth it. I just need to go to the doctor and get some Allegra.
Dad was asking me the other day about the weather here. He asked me how depressing it was. Well I don’t feel it is depressing at all. Of course I love it here, but James and I realized that in Indiana when it is cloudy and overcast the clouds are very low. I have to say - the cloud formations in Indiana can NOT be beat. In New York, yes I was there in the winter, but the sun almost never came out. In Tennessee the clouds hang pretty low too, but here the cloud ceiling is really high. It is like the difference between being in a room with 6 foot ceilings versus a room with 40 foot ceilings. It just feels different, and I feel like it is not oppressive. Plus it is not cloudy and rainy all day. The winters here are rainy versus snowy, but the rest of the time the rain comes and goes. It may rain for an hour or two at a time, but then it will clear up.
Work has been lots of fun the past few weeks, and this week especially. We are getting ready to release a product to production, and there has been a shower of activities making last minute tweaks and such. Everyone is running around like crazy. My part is in essence done, so I get to just sit back and watch the frenzy. I really work with a bunch of interesting personalities! I love the people that I sit around – as usual I got in with a fun group. I sit between the technical writers and marketing, and boy it that a weird mix!
Monday, March 27, 2006
travel, travel, travel
I also made reservations for James. He is renting an SUV on April 13th and driving the dogs out here. We have decided that the house in Indy will be much easier to keep clean and subsequently sell if they are not there. He should be here by the 17th. I’ll have all my guys here at once – dad, james, muldoone, and sherman. Mattie is an honorary guy too! James will be flying back on Monday the 24th, but he will be here for our 10 year anniversary on the 22nd. He insists that we were really married on the 21st and that I have forged our marriage certificate just to spite him. So he said he is glad he will be here for both our REAL anniversary and my fake anniversary – which is 10 years and a day. Dork!
Sunday, March 26, 2006
Organizing the house
Dad had asked me to go down and check out some of the towns that were on the way down towards Salem. I decided that this would be a pretty sunny day to do it. Everything looks better in the sun. The first town was just 12 miles south of our house – Wilsonville. It was really nice. I is soon to become a bedroom community of Portland. There is lots of new construction and plenty of nice new apartment for mom and dad. They had great walking trails, parks, and sidewalks. The house prices were not nearly as bad as Portland, and they were set fairly far apart. It also had plenty of one level houses. Most of the houses in Portland are several stories because of the price of land.
The next town was about another 12 miles further – Woodburn. It was pretty yucky. The housing was much cheaper. Much cheaper. It was not so trashy, just kinda gross. In its defense – it had a super Wal-Mart.
When I got back to the house I decided to break down all the empty boxes and bag all the packing materials that I had been dumping in the kitchen. It really compressed down to nothing. I then began to put things in their place. Yes… I just made a dent.
I took down all of the blinds in the Kitchen area. Did you know spiders LOVE to live in the brackets of the mini blinds? There was lots of squealing and screaming going on. I began doing laundry, washing all of the linens. I also began my marathon dish washering of all the kitchen items. The house has the same type of dishwasher we bought for the house in Indy. I love it! It is so quiet, and I was shocked when I saw how sparkly clean the dishes were when they came out. My dishwasher in NY sucked.
I finally worked up the courage to go to Home Depot. It wasn’t too crowded. I however did not know that Sunday nights are gay boy night at the Home Depot. There were scores of well dressed, nice smelling, polite men running around. It was a nice change from standing next to a sweaty smelly guy in the plumbing section.
I hate to admit it, but I was in the plumbing section because I needed to buy a snake. Yes... I am famous for stopping up toilets, and this time I needed something stronger than a plunger. It is amazing that I have lived this long without a snake.
Saturday, March 25, 2006
Go Martha!
I started putting in the shelf liners in the kitchen. After doing the first drawer I already felt cleaner. That definitely motivated me to push on, despite how frustrating they are to do. I have been using the striped, and I think I’ll have enough for the whole kitchen. I think I’ll have to do the bathrooms, laundry room, and linen closet in the off white though.
Busy Day
I was in search of shelf liners, and the previous 2 places were a bust. I found a Kmart, and in desperation I went in just in case. I found some cool Martha Stewart (bless her heart!) shelf liners that had stripes on them. I had no idea how much I would need, so I bought the last 2 roles of the striped and I bought 2 rolls of off white. Each one was 1.5’ X 24’. I had no idea.
I then set off on the great adventure to find a car wash. There is one kind I especially like. Kaddy Carwash. It is like the Mike’s in Indy – which is the BEST carwash ever. I am normally not passionate about carwashes, but this one is awesome. I have a hard time finding a carwash that actually cleans around my spoiler. I could not find a Kaddy around the house, so I drove around circling further and further out. Finally I ended up at the one near downtown. But after all that I was very happy with my sparkling car.
On the way back to the house to do my chores, I stopped off at the Dutch store. It was SO cool! They had all sorts of stuff. They had wooden shoes everywhere. Although they would be terribly uncomfortable, I have always wanted a pair. I did not know the Dutch’s passion for Licorice. They had a full isle of licorice products – both candy and regular food stuffs. It was amazing to browse through them. I settled on some salt licorice and some cherry tea and then made my way home.
I continued unpacking everything, and I just spread it all out on the floor. I figured I could organize it and put it away later. James and I decided that since this house is so big we could unpack everything. We haven’t unpacked all our stuff in ages! I am very excited. In Indy we had most everything boxed up to save space. Our kitchen was so small too, and we have a ton of dishes and stuff. They only things I left packed here was the photo albums, some of Granny’s stuff, and my old school things. I got to pull out my favorite pieces since we have the built-ins to put them on.
I went out in the afternoon to retrieve the file box. I drove over to Sellwood, which is one of my favorite areas. It is just on the other side of the river in town, and it is littered with gorgeous old houses. They lived in classic “modern” northwest house. I went in and commented on how beautiful their house was, and she gave me a tour. It was a basement ranch that had been immaculately restored. It had hardwood floors, a new kitchen, and the entire back of the house was glass. The view was awesome. She was a quilter, and she took me down to her studio in the basement. The entire back wall was glass. Her work was amazing. I left with my dirty little file box filled with old, sad credit card statements and vet bills, and I returned to my modest house in Raleigh Hills.
Friday, March 24, 2006
James
Jim… err… James got a call this afternoon from this nice lady in Sellwood. She had found our file box in her stuff. Apparently she was on the same moving van as us. I called her to arrange to pick it up. I had not noticed it was gone, and it did not seem to be missing from the moving company’s packing list. Needless to say, when I got home I started unpacking and opening everything to see if I could tell that anything else was missing. Really though, the files were the only thing that would be bad to lose. They had all of our personal info on them, and that could be disastrous. She said she had lost a box of shoes, I looked for them, but we did not have them.
I talked to mom and dad today. Dad and I are making plans for him to come out and visit when I get back from New York. I am glad they are so excited! Dad is coming out for 2 weeks, and I know he will have a blast. He is renting a car so he can explore all day. I wish mom could come back out and explore with him too, but I understand that she would not want to come back out so soon after being here for 5 weeks.
I ran into this guy in the grocery store parking lot. He had a Subaru outback with Oregon plates, but the sticker on his car said Clayton Volvo. I asked him if he was from Knoxville, and he said he was. I told him I was too! We chatted about the mountains and UT, and then we went on our merry ways.
Bunny Bowls
These are some of the bunny bowls I got at the Asian market when mom and I went. I found some of them at the Natures Fresh Market last night, and they were more than twice the price I paid. Go Asian Market. I really need to learn how to pronounce the name.
I keep finding all these ethnic stores in the neighborhood. I ran across a polish market and 2 european markets last night. Fun!
Oh a clean bathroom
New toilet seat, new heat vent, new caulking, and a heavy duty scrub by at least 3 different people... and vuwaaala!
In fact I replaced all of the heat vents in the house after I sucked out the ducts. It just felt and smelled better. I am usually not that anal, but the previous renter was more than dirty. Hence the painting and scrubbing. I even bleached and scrubbed the kitchen floor and treated the grout.
The front bedroom
In progress... but the yellow HAD to go. Again, badly painted yellow.
The owner had painted nicely, but the previous renter had painted half assed - not covering the old paint. She even sponge painted the kitchen. Ick! The owner was bothered by it so much she painted the kitchen while she was in town before I moved in.
Potty Humor
When Jim was in town we went in search of potty seats. The brown potty is a bit harder to find a seat for, but there were tons of white ones for the master bathroom.
This one has "Elegantly Styled Chrome Hinges" and apparently is like sitting on a "Biscuit"!
It was WAY too fancy so we opted for the $9.99 one below it.
Thursday, March 23, 2006
Home Sweet Home
I was driving home from the airport feeling very sad, tired, and worn down. I was tooling down the interstate in the dregs of rush hour traffic, and dreading going into an empty house that looked as if it had been hit by a tornado inside. As I crested the hill on I-5, I got a full on view of downtown. The buildings were all lit up and twinkling their reflection in the river. I had the same reaction I always do when I see downtown… I smiled really big. All the sudden I felt rejuvenated and happy.
I sure do miss Jim and the dogs, and it was gut wrenching leaving them in Indy, but it sure was good to finally be home.
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
Wednesday
My flight back went well. I had very little time between flights in Denver, so I hoofed it off one plane, across the airport, and got to the other plane just in time to load.
We flew over the rockies fairly low because of the weather, so I had a good view of them for most of the flight. That is what makes flying so fun… seeing things from that perspective.
I guess I’ll spend the rest of the week recuperating and unwrapping the furniture. I have to check everything for damage, and fill out some status reports for the moving company. Barring any unforeseen damage, the whole mover experience went really smoothly. Jim and I were both terrified that it would be really bad.
Now all I have to do is arrange it. I have been joking with jim that I was going to arrange the furniture so everything is lined up on one wall and side by side. Well he has to have something to do when he gets here! He is the expert arranger – remember my apartment in New York? I need him to do the finishing touches. I am good at organizing all the little things, but he is good at the big ones. He has a flare for decorating that boy does. I do have to be careful and get all my décor items bought before he gets here, so I can get them in!
I will be glad to get back to work tomorrow, and start getting into a schedule.
Tuesday, March 21, 2006
Tuesday
Tuesday night Jim and I went down to Bloomington again to meet my Dean, Marty for dinner. I was giving a talk for the master’s students that night, and we were going out before hand. The three of us had a nice dinner at Yogi’s – one of my old hangouts walking distance from the building. I had a night class with the dean the last year of school, and a group of us always went down to yogi’s before class. We would prepare for class with a pitcher of beer (or two), and since the professors went down there for dinner from time to time, we always risked getting caught. I fessed up to Marty that we would drink before class, and he found it very funny. It probably explained a lot to him!
I went back and talked to the kids for almost an hour and a half, and I told them my story of finding a job, what I went through, and what I do now. It was fun, and I think they got something out of it. It was really great seeing my old friends that are graduating this year. I got lots of hugs! I really miss seeing them everyday. We went through a lot together.
Monday, March 20, 2006
Monday
Monday night we went down to Bloomington and had a nice dinner with my thesis advisor Eli and his girlfriend. We had a good time chatting and laughing. It was great catching up with them. His girlfriend is Chinese and she made some awesome authentic Chinese food. Yum!
Eli and I had written an article together back in the summer that got published, and we had talked about writing a book on design theory together. It all sort of happened as things got hectic in Tennessee and I got the job in New York. It sort of fell through the cracks. So we discussed the book again Monday night, and we are going to do it. I am really excited about it!
Sunday, March 19, 2006
Sunday
Well I was so exhausted Sunday night that I forgot I was on pacific time. I easily fell into Jim’s schedule, and happily went to be early.
Saturday, March 18, 2006
Saturday
Things looked different in Indy after being in Portland for awhile. It shocked me again how flat it was, and this time it shocked me at how far apart everything was. I guess I have really become acclimated to houses shoved in on top of each other. The people look really different too.
The dogs were happy to see me and we did much rolling around on the living room floor. That night we all had a big slumber party with both airbeds blown up side by side and dogs sprawled out everywhere. It was just a mass of legs, tails, and wet noses – Jim and mine included!
Friday, March 17, 2006
Friday
Thursday, March 16, 2006
To catch you guys up!
Now I have to go check out the dutch market and the Scandinavian market. They are no where as big as the asian market. I think I’ll skip the Korean market. Our neighborhood has so many cool things!
I’ll try to make a little map for you guys. Jim makes fun of me now because I tell him of something cool I have found and he says, “Let me guess… is it 2 miles from our house?” and I of course have to say Yes.
Monday, March 13, 2006
Kenny Rogers made it look so easy...
Jim’s visit was over way too soon, but my consolation is that I get to go to Indiana Saturday. I can’t wait to see the dogs! And the empty house! Funny, the furniture is slated to turn up Friday before I leave (hopefully), and the next day I am going to the empty house in Indiana. Hopefully I won’t be making any more trips there. I want Jim to get here quick, and I want things to get back to as normal as we get!
Mom and I continued working on the house after Jim left Sunday. Mom got a lot of painting done, and I continued working on the floors and making the house reek of bleach. The kitchen tile is not sealed, and I know the dogs will be really hard on it. It will be easier to keep clean if the grout is sealed. I constantly have to remind myself that we are only renting this house. It is hard to get out of the mindset of doing all the things that I would do if it were mine.
Sunday morning mom and I went in search of a new casino I had heard about (we gotta get them in while she is here – I sure won’t let myself go alone!). We went up to Vancouver WA and messed around for awhile. We really liked it there. It was so pretty. I think Mom and Dad should look at getting a house up there. It took a lot of trekking around to find the casino, but when we did it sure was a hoot. A scary look into yuckiness hoot. Think outlet mall – but substitute mini casinos for stores. It was SAD, no pathetic. There were sad worn looking people hunched over poker tables in small smoky crowded rooms. It just felt wrong, like a sad look at society's wrongness. We poked our heads in, went to the bathroom (we had traveled a long way) and left. That night mom and I went back down to the one we had gone to last weekend. It did not feel so desperate and sad. Something about that place made it all still seem fun and entertaining. Sure, some of those people were there because of unhealthy tendencies, but many were laughing and having a good time – like mom and I. Well, mom did not do so good this time, but I walked out of there with $100 more than I went in with.
Tonight I will do some more cleaning, and do some roller action on the walls. There are two bedrooms that have a dark red wall or two – crazy renters – that have to go. I will just feel better when the whole place is painted, it is a little worse for wear.
Friday, March 10, 2006
Friday, Friday, Friday
Jim took me to work this morning so he could have the car. He and mom went to breakfast together, and now they are running around, going to target, and stuff. I am jealous. The day here at work is just dragging on and on. I keep looking at the clock.
Thursday, March 09, 2006
Jim is on his way!
Bloom Killer
By the time I left for work there was 3 inches on the ground. Apparently the amount varied widely across town. One guy here had a 2 hour trip into work. People really do freak out here.
The tree outside of the kitchen window was blooming with beautiful pink flowers, and this morning they were cut down in their prime.
I just hope the roses weren't hurt!
Wednesday, March 08, 2006
We are in!
We had to give up the posh hotel life. The staff said their goodbyes and said they would miss us. The desk clerk asked me to stop in and say hello sometime. Yes... we were there 21 days. But the housekeepers were probably happy to see us go. We let them come in 2 times during our stay. Hey... we had all but moved in. Unfortunately we are not rockstars, and we did not trash the room.... well except all the feathers from my down comforters.
Mom and I pretty well have our sea legs in the neighborhood. So within 2 miles of the house there is: a Target, Home Depot, TJMaxx, Marshalls (which is NEXT door to the TJMaxx - is that legal?), TWO Starbux, a Coffee People, McCormick's (the best local seafood in town), a brewery, a natural grocery store, a regular grocery store, the best bakery in town (according to the guys at work), the police department, the vet my landlord recommended, the infiniti dealership, the subaru dealership, a golf course, the community pool, and last but not least... the Dolphin II Gentlemen's Club. It makes me wonder where the Dolphin I is located.
I am starting to feel pretty comfortable in the house already. Tonight will be the test. I don't think I will be able to get to the bathroom in the dark yet. Mom and I are sleeping in the living room, and there are four nearly floor to ceiling windows at one end that look out onto the backyard and they have no curtains.
Tomorrow I'll let you know how it goes!